overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon, via ruinedchildhood)

bladeeeeeeeeeee:

How I feel during summer

bladeeeeeeeeeee:

How I feel during summer

(Source: worldtuff, via ruinedchildhood)

thehillsarenothere:

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

(via ruinedchildhood)

zoewashburne:

What were your inspirations, especially since [Tauriel] is a completely created character; what brought you to bring that power because there were a lot of ways you could have played that role that would have been along the lines of what we usually see for a girl in an action movie where she’s not in the adventure, she’s the prize…?

 

(Source: halfabubble, via swanfires)

swiftingthrough:

cloudy with a chance of why the fuck am i outside

(via whateborimgettingcheesefries)

fivegum:

fivegum:

i want to play laser tag

I played laser tag and told two 7 year olds to fuck themselves

(via lovely-trl)

baskauskas:

oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a “don’t message me if” section and 

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jesus christ

mrfozzilla:

brbbl00dbending:

One of the few times where Iroh is blunt as hell

Iroh was the best man

(via nottheaverageasian)

mrfozzilla:

brbbl00dbending:

One of the few times where Iroh is blunt as hell

Iroh was the best man

(via nottheaverageasian)

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

(via vexxxing)